19 Times Jack Sparrow Was Literally The Most Hilarious Pirate On The High Seas

"We shall have a magnificent garden party and you're not invited."

1. That one time he deviated from the script to celebrate soil...

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2. ...even though he didn't quite understand its purpose.

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3. When his ship was literally sinking so he just stepped onto a nearby dock.

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4. When he really knew how to make a girl feel special.

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5. When his memory was hazy.

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6. When he chose to demonstrate the kindness of his soul.

7. When he judged Barbossa's styling choices.

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8. When he gave this very important yet ~unique~ set of instructions.

9. When he was about to cry real tears over the fact Elizabeth burned the rum.

10. When he had this ~clever~ idea.

11. When he was all like: "LOL ya for sure, I'll keep my eyes peeled."

12. When he ~clearly~ put selective hearing to use.

13. When he decided to throw a very exclusive shindig.

14. When he rattled off this ~extraordinary~ diss.

15. When he was lowkey the most truthful person on the island.

16. When he accepted this insult as an affirmation.

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17. When he was trying to make a dramatic exit, but literally fell short.

18. When he was like: "WTF, stop?"

19. And alas, when he told his father that lighting ~truly~ was everything.